The
recession has hit everybody really hard...

***My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

***Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.

***CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

***Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

***A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.

***I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

***If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them and ask if they meant you or them.