A super market clerk, working in the fruits & veggies was approched by a client asking him to buy half the lettuce head. the clerk told him it was not possible so the costumer asked him to go see the owner. The clerk proceeded to the back of the store to find the owner.
"there's an asshole that wants to buy half the lettuce head" the clerk said... as he was finishing his sentence, he realized that the client had fallowed him & was right behind him so he added: "& this fine gentleman wants the other half"....
The owner thought the clerk had saved the situation due to his quick thinking. He was about to open another store in Canada & thought a young kid that's "on his toes" could be the perfect manager so he asked the clerk what he knew of Canada...
"Nothing but whores & hockey players over there" the clerk answered
"My wife is from Canada!!" the owner said
"what position did she play?" asked the clerk
hahahahahahaha

She looks like a good stick handler.

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