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Lorrie Y
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Post subject: A Chinese Wedding Night Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:51 pm |
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Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that..
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her..
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You wanna... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?
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Inurteeth2
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:34 pm |
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haha good one!
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MtDewMike
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:25 am |
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Bass4Runner
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:51 pm |
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_________________ The Yota Guy You need Big Sockets if you Have Big Nuts....
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Trailz
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:47 pm |
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Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:13 pm Posts: 677 Location: North Easton, MA
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Funny!!!
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