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Lorrie Y
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Post subject: MEN (sorry guys!) Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:15 am |
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MEN!!!!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I?ll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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MtDewMike
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:36 am |
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jakes057
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:35 am |
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MtDewMike
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:27 am |
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Lorrie Y
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:16 pm |
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I'd have fixed this dudes "fuel pump" rather quickly without asking advice from this AH.
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Bass4Runner
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:23 pm |
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_________________ The Yota Guy You need Big Sockets if you Have Big Nuts....
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daggerdoggie
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:24 pm |
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Bass4Runner wrote:
We can handle it because many are too true!
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Bass4Runner
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:46 pm |
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Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:08 pm Posts: 6773 Location: Middletown R.I.
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daggerdoggie wrote: Bass4Runner wrote: We can handle it because many are too true!
Agreed
_________________ The Yota Guy You need Big Sockets if you Have Big Nuts....
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