The Exec & the secretary

Lorrie Y · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:24 am

A wealthy, married, middle aged high powered Exec has been carrying on a love affair with his 25 year old secretary for six months. One day the secretary comes into his office crying telling him that she has recently discovered she is pregnant and he is the father!
The Exec is very concerned knowing this "news" will ruin his marriage and his career. He tells his secretary that he will move her to any foreign country she chooses and pay full expenses including child support unitl the child reaches age 18 if she agrees to leaves the USA.
The secretary agrees to his plan and the Exec asks her what country she would like to move to. The secretary states she would love to live in Rome, Italy since she has family there. The Exec makes the arrangements for his secretary to move to Italy. She asks "how will I let you know when the baby arrives"??
Concerned his wife or employees will over hear a phone call, read a text message or email communication. the Exec tells his girlfriend to send him a Post Card with the word "Spaghetti" clearly noted on it. He will then begin to send child support payments.
A few months pass and as the Exec arrives home where his wife states: A curious Post Card arrived for you toady but I don't understand it??
The Exec reads the Psst Card and faints dead away.
The Post Card read:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti:
Two with Sausage and Meatballs and two without!!!!!

Svendog · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:55 pm

Too funny..

daggerdoggie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:54 pm

Bass4Runner · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:35 pm

Ha Ha Ha Thats Great :lol:

The Exec & the secretary

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