Jokes

cornick · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:21 am

Thought this might be kinda fun to have a joke thread.

Q: If big boobed women work at hooters, where do one legged women work?

A: IHOP :rofl:

mpm · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:37 pm

really bad joke:

Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, "Dude, I think we're being followed."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

vengeful · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:46 pm

Two nuns were riding their bicycles into town. One said to the other, "You know, sister, I don't think I've ever come this way before." To which the other nun replied, "Heh, must be the cobblestones."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

daggerdoggie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:06 pm

What's the difference between a band of pigmeys and a womens basketball team?

The band of pigmeys Is a bunch of cunning runts!:rofl:

daggerdoggie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:08 pm

What's the difference between a nun praying and a women taking a bath?

The nun has hope in her soul!:rofl:

mpm · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:43 am

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

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