And now, the most epic Lego Xterra tale ever told. I should note that I am in my mid-twenties and have a master's degree. No dignity was harmed in the making of this tale.
The Alien Conquest is peaking, and the Alien Defense Unit has been stretched thin. To investigate a recent downed UFO and recover any technology or alien bodies for autopsy, a small detachment of ADU troopers have been deployed, escorted by an LPD special operations vehicle.
Accompanying the group are the world's premier alien hunters, the Alien Busters, as well as their film crew.
The convoy approaches the crash site; Hazmat moves in to clear the scene...
...When suddenly, ALIENS!
Two of the ADU soldiers are quickly gunned down; clearly these aliens have been trained to take out the biggest threat first.
The Defender quad is quickly flanked; Alien Buster Adam and the poor film crew fall to the ruthless barrage; his harpoon gun is clearly not up to busting extraterrestrials.
Alien hunter Jaime flies into a remarkably silent rage and guns down his partner's killer.
But even he is no match for the alien's advanced weaponry.
Suddenly, the alien drops his weapon and runs for cover. What does secret weapon has humanity brought that would send such a fearsome warrior fleeing?
The 265-brickpower Xterra!
Nothing can stop this four-wheeled hellcat. That's gonna leave a mark!
Welcome to Earth, dirtbag!
A steep approach angle means backing out of this jam is a breeze.
Who needs highly-trained alien hunters when you have one of these?