Ass Ripper Pizza
First, you obviously need pizza dough. For topping-no tomato sauce, a little ranch or bleu cheese dressing instead. Dice some hot banana pepper rings or slice some jalepenos(I'm growing my own jalapenos this summer!), add onions, bacon, chicken(grilled or fried chcicken fingers) and parmessian(sp?) cheese to the crust. Top off with some cheddar and mozz and wallah! You can also marinate the chicken in hot sauce for added ripping. Be sure to grab a roll of toilet paper and a newspaper for the next day!

Mountain Jam
Mountain Dew, Jack Daniels and lime. Love it!

Pasta Salad
-Ziti
-pepperoni
-onions (red and white)
-sliced lettuce
-radishes
-cucumbers
-tomatoes
-italian dressing
-mozzarella cheese

Sounds pretty good. I'll have to try it..

Well i can see how it would be called an Ass Ripper!!

I will try making this recipe this week end (for obvious reasons you mentioned!) I've made a similar pizza in the past, but this isomething I am going to try! Thanks for the recipe!